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You see what he has turned me into? You kill him and I will help you destroy a thousand planets.
I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me
Things I will forever be upset about:
1. I don’t know what my Patronus is
2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me
3. I don’t know what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised
4. I don’t know what my Boggart would be
5. I don’t know for sure what house I would be in
6. I don’t know the specifications of my wand are.
7. I’M NOT A WITCH
This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between
“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”
“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”
Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries