itsstuckyinmyhead:

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janesfoster:

You see what he has turned me into? You kill him and I will help you destroy a thousand planets.

bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

elvendcrk:

wearethemidnightones:

regulus-blacks-locket:

umbrellasarecool:

khal-blaine:

merrinator:

Things I will forever be upset about:

1. I don’t know what my Patronus is
2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me

3. I don’t know what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised

4. I don’t know what my Boggart would be

5. I don’t know for sure what house I would be in

6. I don’t know the specifications of my wand are.

7. I’M NOT A WITCH

danbutt:

quality reporting

danbutt:

quality reporting

wynn1ng:

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

  • me: *owns 264 unread books*
  • me: *buys 17 new books*
  • me: *rereads harry potter*
super1eklectic:

infamousnfamous:

“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”“No thanks”“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”

super1eklectic:

infamousnfamous:

“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”
“No thanks”
“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”

sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

fyeahbookbinding:

Magical Notebooks by Chiara Torre on Flickr.